Two first-year students at Oxford University join the infamous Riot Club, where reputations can be made or destroyed over the course of a single evening.

Mugger: Just put in the PIN number and take out 200.
Alistair Ryle: [after a long pause] It's actually just PIN. The 'N' stands for number, it's Personal Identification Number. So, if you say "Pin Number" you're saying "number" twice. You're saying "Personal Identification Number Number".
[chuckles]
Alistair Ryle: It's just wrong.
Alistair Ryle: [during a drunken rant] I'm sick to fucking death... of poor people!
Harry Villiers: I'm just bringing the sexy back.
Charlie: I'm really sorry, I don't do more than two visits in a row without a break, so...
Alistair Ryle: What break do you need, if you're just lying there?
Charlie: I'm not just a live version of the sock you wank into.
George Balfour: Back to the trenches boys.
Harry Villiers: So we're at the top university in the world
Alistair Ryle: Arguably
Jeremy: We aren't the kind of people who make mistakes, are we?
Guy Bellingfield: Excuse me, I'm in charge here!