The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Quotes

On one last road trip before they're sent to serve in Vietnam, two brothers and their girlfriends get into an accident that calls their local sheriff to the scene. Thus begins a terrifying experience where the teens are taken to a secluded house of horrors, where a young, would-be killer is being nurtured.

Dean: [Charlie walks in the door and Dean hits him] You motherfucker! Now, lets see what kind of soldier you are sheriff.
[Hits his head into the ground]
Dean: One! That was beautiful form sheriff!
[Smashes his head into the ground more]
Dean: Two! Halfway doesn't count dick head.
[Smashes his head again]
Dean: Three! Is that all you got, is that all you fucking got
[Continually smashing his Charlie's head into the ground]
Dean: You killed my girlfriend! Fuck you asshole, Fuck YOU! -
[pause]
Dean: My money says your not goin' anywhere.
[Hits his head into the ground once more, Charlie spits out blood and teeth, Dean then hears the sound of the Chainsaw]
Sheriff Hoyt: [after shooting the sheriff of a small town] Damn, I just killed the entire police department!
Chrissie: What about my friends?
Holden: Fuck your friends! You're on your own.
Chrissie: You Asshole!
Tea Lady: I just can't stop eating those little chocolates. They are soo good!
Luda Mae: I put coconut in them!
Tea Lady: Oh sweet Jesus!
Chrissie: Why are you doing this?
Sheriff Hoyt: No talking untill i've said grace, asshole.
[seeing Baby Thomas aka Baby Leatherface for the first time]
Young Luda Mae: Isn't he beautiful?
Sheriff Hoyt: That's the ugliest thing I ever saw.
[from trailer]
Sheriff Hoyt: See whatcha did boy?
Sheriff Hoyt: [to Eric] You don't like playin' with me anymore 'cause I'm a pussy, that's what you said. Well my nephew Tommy ain't no pussy, maybe you wanna play with him for a little while.
Chrissie: [Charlie, or "Hoyt" finishes saying grace] I have a question for you. It involves the family tree, the lineage, if you will. Its like a system through a table...
[pauses]
Chrissie: Do you guys fuck all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?
Sheriff Hoyt: You blasphemous Bitch! This is redemption lady, thats what this is! Oh your all gonna pay for your sins, thats right. And especially you!
Sheriff Winston: [about tom aka Leatherface] You raised that retard right, you and me, we aint takin' this drive right now.
Sheriff Hoyt: He aint retarded, he's misunderstood.
Sheriff Hoyt: People may not remember what we say here tonight, but by God they'll remember what we did.
Sheriff Hoyt: [after seeing Leatherface with a mask for the first time] I like your new face.
Chrissie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chrissie: Do you just fuck all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?
Sheriff Hoyt: [after shooting the Sheriff] Holy Shit! I just killed the whole fucking Sheriff's department... wonder what that felt like?
Sheriff Hoyt: There comes a time, when a boy, becomes a man.
Sloane: Please, dear lord no!
Sheriff Hoyt: [Hoyt looks at Monty's freshly severed leg cut off by Leatherface] Look at that, that's not neat at all. Even 'em up boy!
[Leatherface proceeds to cut off the other leg]
Sloane: Boss, I need a bathroom break.
Sheriff Hoyt: As long as we stick t'geth'r th'ain't nuthin' we can't handle!
Bailey: This may come as a shock to you, but most guys are into this kind of thing.
Sheriff Winston: I often ask myself, "What makes a man a killer?"
Chrissie: Tell me something, Do you fuck all of your cousins or just the ones you find attractive?
Sheriff Hoyt: Tommy? Tommy? We need you upstairs. Bring your lil' toy with you.
Luda Mae: What are you goona do to him?
Sheriff Hoyt: Nothin' but a little surgery. Come on now Tommy.
[Chainsaw revs, Monty's leg is sliced off, the other leg cut in the process]
Monty: AAAAAAAAAHH!
Sheriff Hoyt: Now come on Tommy, that's sloppy work. Fix it up!
Luda Mae: No No!
Monty: AAAAAAAAAAHH!
[Cuts off other leg clean]
Luda Mae: What on earth didya do that for?
Sheriff Hoyt: You know, jus' to balance things out.
Bailey: I'm going to use my tongue in ways the Lord never intended.
Holden: I'm looking for the girl.
Sheriff Hoyt: The girl? She's right there.
[Points to Bailey]
Holden: That's not her.
Sheriff Hoyt: Well if that's not the girl then... oh I don't think you wanna see the other one.
Sheriff Hoyt: My money says he aint going nowhere
Sheriff Hoyt: Get her in there! I think you like wasting my time blondie!
Bailey: We're going on a road trip!
[last lines]
Narrator: From 1969 to 1973, the Hewitt family murdered thirty-three people across the state of Texas. To this day, it is universally considered the most notorious and brutally sadistic killing spree in the annals of American history: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Sheriff Hoyt: Come on Tommy, Ain't no different than the slaughterhouse. Meat's meat, Bone's bone... Get it done.
[Monty is urinating]
Monty: You little bastard, I know you got more in there.
Chrissie: What are you doing?
Eric: Shh, i gotta sneak up on them, and catch them.
Chrissie: Catch who?
Eric: Gooks in the swamp.
Chrissie: Eric, the only thing you're gonna catch in this water's disease!
Bailey: Normal guys would die for this.
Dean: I'm just distracted.
Sheriff Hoyt: We're on our own tonight people... and alone, we shall rise above it all!
Sheriff Hoyt: Ask after grace, asshole.

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