The To Do List

The To Do List Quotes

Feeling pressured to become more sexually experienced before she goes to college, Brandy Klark makes a list of things to accomplish before hitting campus in the fall.

Judge Klark: There are doors we don't do. The back door is one of them.
Willy: Where are you going?
Cameron: I need some air!
Willy: It's an outdoor pool.
Brandy Klark: Don't you have a dick to suck?
Amber: Several! Unlike you, fucktard!
Brandy Klark: Cluck you!
Amber: Cluck? Say fuck, like a normal person.
Willy: Brandy, what do you think would have happened if I hadn't shown up?
Brandy Klark: I probably would have swallowed.
Willy: Look, it's the president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
[Brandy rides up to the Big Bun drive-through speaker on her bike]
Fiona: Welcome to Big Bun, may I take your order?
Brandy Klark: I've decided to lose my virginity to Rusty Waters.
Fiona: Would you like fries with that?
Brandy Klark: No.
Judge Klark: Oh my God, it's the slutty Oompa Loompas.
Brandy Klark: I plan on getting finger-banged tonight.
Wendy: I think it's finger-blasted.
Fiona: No, it's finger-bombed, bitches.
Cameron: Sex is a big deal, but it's also not a big deal. Don't get me wrong, it's a big deal. But it doesn't have to be such a big deal.
Brandy Klark: No. No, it doesn't.
Cameron: I guess what I mean is, sometimes sex is just sex.
Brandy Klark: Yeah, sometimes sex is just sex.
Brandy Klark: Haha, very Caddyshack of you.
Willy: What does she mean by Caddyshack?

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