When podcaster Wallace Bryton goes missing in the backwoods of Manitoba while interviewing a mysterious seafarer named Howard Howe, his best friend Teddy and girlfriend Allison team with an ex-cop to look for him.

Ally Leon: It's good to cry. It separates us from the animals. Shows you have a soul.
[from trailer]
Wallace Bryton: I don't wanna die in Canada!
Wallace Bryton: [fools around with an ivory carving] A walrus saved your life?
Howard Howe: The walrus is far more evolved than any man I've ever known. Present company included.
Wallace Bryton: Thank you!
Howard Howe: [poker face] You're welcome.
[drugs Wallace]
Howard Howe: There, there. It'll be all right, Mr Tusk.
Howard Howe: Are you really mourning your loss of humanity? I don't understand. Who in the hell would want to be human? God Almighty... In all of my travels, I've only ever known a human to be an ocean of shit.
Ally Leon: You! You bring me back. You make me feel beautiful again and cherished. You give me my humanity.
Howard Howe: Hello. I am an old man who has enjoyed a long and storied life. And after eons of oceanic adventure, I know I do not wish to spend my remaining years alone while I have some stories to share...
Wallace Bryton: [on phone] I'm so scared, this guy means to turn me into an animal or something...
Howard Howe: I'm so very tired Mr. Tusk, battered by a life of cruel fate and poor decisions and the terrible consequences of both.
Howard Howe: You are a kitchen witch of only good fortune.
Wallace Bryton: How far is Bifrost from here?
Girl Clerk #2: Bifrost? Shit, that's far.
Girl Clerk #1: [in Canadian accent] It's aboot 2 hours from here.
Wallace Bryton: Yeah, these girls are telling me it's "aboot" two hours away.
Girl Clerk #1: I hate American guys.
Howard Howe: Well I became acquainted with a walrus when I was lost at sea.
Howard Howe: To solve a riddle older than the Sphinx. To answer the question which has plagued us since we first crawled from this Earth and stood erect in the sun. Is man, indeed, a walrus at heart?