Unlawful Entry Quotes

After a break-in at their house, a couple gets help from one of the cops that answered their call. He helps them install the security system, and begins dropping by on short notice and ... See full summary »

Officer Pete Davis: [after giving the wrong answer to the security company] What's the password, Michael?
Michael Carr: Figure it out yourself, asshole. Seven letters.
[Chuckles]
Michael Carr: Fuck you.

Michael Carr: I think our cop friend is a little too tightly wound.

Officer Pete Davis: Arrest you? I could kill you.

Roger Graham: Don't shoot! I'm a lawyer!

Michael Carr: What's it going to take to convince you? Me in a body bag?