Veronica Mars Quotes
Years after walking away from her past as a teenage private eye, Veronica Mars gets pulled back to her hometown - just in time for her high school reunion - in order to help her old flame Logan Echolls, who's embroiled in a murder mystery.
Madison Sinclair: Veronica! You must be so proud. Just because you were an unpopular bitch, you had to ruin it for everybody else.
Veronica Mars: I'd stop there.
Madison Sinclair: Oh, would you? What are you gonna do? Use your stun gun on me? Don't you think that's gotten a bit old?
Veronica Mars: [punches Madison] Original enough for ya?
Veronica Mars: I'd stop there.
Madison Sinclair: Oh, would you? What are you gonna do? Use your stun gun on me? Don't you think that's gotten a bit old?
Veronica Mars: [punches Madison] Original enough for ya?
Dick Casablancas: Oh, look who it is!
[points to Mac]
Dick Casablancas: Most Likely to Blog...
[points to Veronica]
Dick Casablancas: and Class Buzzkill. Or was it Cutest Smile?
Veronica Mars: Best Personality. You are just who I was looking for, Most Likely to Know Where I Can Find the Bar.
Dick Casablancas: Well, look no further, pilgrim.
[gyrates hips]
Dick Casablancas: Doosh.
[plucks flask from his belt and offers it to Veronica and Mac]
Veronica Mars: Gross.
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: No.
[points to Mac]
Dick Casablancas: Most Likely to Blog...
[points to Veronica]
Dick Casablancas: and Class Buzzkill. Or was it Cutest Smile?
Veronica Mars: Best Personality. You are just who I was looking for, Most Likely to Know Where I Can Find the Bar.
Dick Casablancas: Well, look no further, pilgrim.
[gyrates hips]
Dick Casablancas: Doosh.
[plucks flask from his belt and offers it to Veronica and Mac]
Veronica Mars: Gross.
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: No.
Veronica Mars: So if we're to believe this police report, Weevil left the reunion, dropped off his foxy wife and his "most changed" trophy and, still wearing his dress shirt and slacks, teamed up with the motorcycle gang he left a decade ago to harass the richest divorcée in Southern California?
Keith Mars: Well, when you say it like that, I start to see some holes in it.
Keith Mars: Well, when you say it like that, I start to see some holes in it.
Gayle Buckley: You were issued a private investigator's license for your 18th birthday? Heh. Is that something California kids do?
Veronica Mars: My dad is a PI. I worked for him. It was more answering phones and handling his travel than anything else.
Gayle Buckley: Really? Before you were 20, your name popped up on LexisNexis in 14...
Leonard March: 15
Gayle Buckley: Fifteen separate articles or briefs in cases ranging from multiple homicides to dognapping. You have a degree in psychology, Miss Mars. What do you think that says about a person?
Veronica Mars: Compulsive, clearly. Addictive personality. Possible adrenaline junkie.
Veronica Mars: My dad is a PI. I worked for him. It was more answering phones and handling his travel than anything else.
Gayle Buckley: Really? Before you were 20, your name popped up on LexisNexis in 14...
Leonard March: 15
Gayle Buckley: Fifteen separate articles or briefs in cases ranging from multiple homicides to dognapping. You have a degree in psychology, Miss Mars. What do you think that says about a person?
Veronica Mars: Compulsive, clearly. Addictive personality. Possible adrenaline junkie.
Dick Casablancas: [opens the door, belches loudly, and sees Veronica] What's this? Wait a minute. No. I specifically told the agency "an eager-to-please brunette." Why is that so hard?
Veronica Mars: Dick.
Dick Casablancas: Ah, just kidding, Ronnie. Long time.
[turns his head]
Dick Casablancas: Hey, Logan! That girl who follows you around is here!
[to Veronica]
Dick Casablancas: Hey, you get some work done? Your boobs look bigger.
Veronica Mars: So do yours.
Veronica Mars: Dick.
Dick Casablancas: Ah, just kidding, Ronnie. Long time.
[turns his head]
Dick Casablancas: Hey, Logan! That girl who follows you around is here!
[to Veronica]
Dick Casablancas: Hey, you get some work done? Your boobs look bigger.
Veronica Mars: So do yours.
Veronica Mars: Dad always said this town could wreck a person, it's what happens when you're playing a rigged game.
Veronica Mars: I convinced myself winning meant getting out. But in what world do you get to leave the ring and declare victory.
Veronica Mars: This is where I belong, in the fight. It's who I am.
Veronica Mars: I've rolled around in the mud for so long, wash me clean and I don't recognize myself.
Veronica Mars: So how about I just accept the mud and the tendency I have to find myself rolling in it.
Veronica Mars: My name is Veronica and I'm an addict...
Veronica Mars: "Hello Veronica"
Veronica Mars: I convinced myself winning meant getting out. But in what world do you get to leave the ring and declare victory.
Veronica Mars: This is where I belong, in the fight. It's who I am.
Veronica Mars: I've rolled around in the mud for so long, wash me clean and I don't recognize myself.
Veronica Mars: So how about I just accept the mud and the tendency I have to find myself rolling in it.
Veronica Mars: My name is Veronica and I'm an addict...
Veronica Mars: "Hello Veronica"
