What's the Worst That Could Happen?

What's the Worst That Could Happen? Quotes

A rich man catches a thief burglarizing his home and steals the thief's lucky ring, who then tries to get it back.

Uncle Jack: If he's cursing on TV, then, he's tight.
Kevin Caffrey: Can I get a "ouch, that hurts"?
Gloria: Tread a level course.
Max Fairbanks: What did the Boston Times call me?
Gloria: The Dark Prince of Plunder.
Kevin Caffrey: Hold your head up, 'cause you got that double-chin thing going on.
Tracey Kimberly: Massaging you is like kneading dough. And as for the sex, let me be honest. It's like sleeping with a damp sheep!
Max Fairbanks: Total stranger. Très bizarre.
Berger: It kills me. The leave the light on trick.
Kevin Caffrey: Why don't they just put a sign saying welcome burglers no one home?
Detective Alex Tardio: Come on boys, pull daddy like a chariot.
Berger: This is straight out of a Hitchcock movie. I think I'm feeling vertigo.
Berger: [as sheik] He says with that price, camel can dance up pyramid. It loses in translation.
Max Fairbanks: I robbed a thief! How can you not see the humor in that?
Lutetia Fairbanks: Scandal and disease, Max.
Kevin Caffrey: I am full of de facto, habeas corpus, and Emancipation Proclamation. Most important, I have a very big pro bono.
Amber Bellhaven: Very hip. Very cool. Very Vegas in the sixties.
[watching as Max makes a fool of himself on TV]
Uncle Jack: Now this is entertainment!
Lutetia Fairbanks: Max, you may be a butthole, but you're my butthole.
Max Fairbanks: Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Shelly Nix: [when asked if he can find Max] Piece of cake. It's no harder than shutting down AOL for an hour. Not that I'd have any interest.
Berger: You ever read the papers?
Kevin Caffrey: I used to, but the news kept changing.
Judge: Sell the house!
Max Fairbanks: Up yours, you fat pig!
Edwina: Why is it that every time Kevin's in trouble, we drop our things, but when I want help, you act like you're through a tunnel and can't hear me?
Windham: Maybe because I *like* Kevin!
Max Fairbanks: Nobody talks to me that way! NOBODY!
Gloria: I do!
Max Fairbanks: That turns me on!

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