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A rebellious Malibu princess is shipped off to a strict English boarding school by her father.
Poppy: When the headgirl has earned my respect, then I will shake her hand, biatch! Harriet: I'm sorry? Poppy: Apology accepted.
Mrs. Kingsley: [Poppy knocks on the door] Who's there? Poppy: [Poppy bursts into the room, annoyed] Jesus Christ! Mrs. Kingsley: Oh, we were always led to believe you had a beard and sandals. Now we'll have to change the stained glass window in our chapel.
Poppy: It's nice to see you when I'm not half-naked or delirious! Freddie: I wouldn't speak to soon... is it wrong of me to say that?
Poppy: [Freddie refuses a stormily kiss] Oh, cards on the table! Are you gay? Freddie: No, just English.
Poppy: I didn't start it, it wasn't my fault, and if this were America, I would sue.
Freddie: There's something about you, Poppy Moore. Every moment I'm with you, I catch my breath.
Harriet: [Poppy has just walked into head girl, Harriet] There is an heirarchy in this school, teacher, prefects, scholars, dogs, vermin, Americans; Kate see to that she falls in line!
[Poppy wakes up] Poppy: Shit!
Kate: Get up. Wait for Mrs. Kingsley and the prefects. Poppy: Screw them! [Kiki and Kate raise Poppy from her seat and make her stand up] Poppy: That is physical abuse! I'm calling my lawyer! Kate: With what?
Poppy: [talking about all the stuff she has done - including taking revenge] ... Look at me going on and on. You can tell me to shut up anytime. Freddie: Wow... Remind me never to get on your bad side, but thing is, I am pretty sure you don't have one.
Kate: Sorry Mrs Kingsley we just got a little bit carried away Mrs. Kingsley: Well as I understand, Drippy was totally carried away by Mr Nellis and Miss Rees-Withers - after laying in a pool of her own vomit! Drippy: Actually, it was Kate's vomit, Mrs Kingsley - I was just lying in it
Harriet: [just had her help pour coffee water onto Poppy] Oh, sorry, just can't trust the help these days! Do you have a pass to be out now? Poppy: Yeah, yeah I do, it's right here! [flips Harriet off]
Kate: [after looking at all of the bottles of water in Poppy's trunk] Erm... Why? Poppy: What? I might get thirsty! Kate: You know, in England, we have this amazing thing - it's called a tap.
Poppy: What is this place? Hogwarts?
[Repeated line] Harriet: Me thinks. Charlotte: [Both] We think so, too. Jane: [Both] We think so, too.
Poppy: I can't eat this. Drippy: Is it anorexia or bulimia? If it's bulimia, I would appreciate it if you wouldn't eat someone's birthday cake on their birthday. It's such a waste.
Freddie: So you backed out of our deal... Poppy: What deal? Freddie: That you won't fry my head. Poppy: Yeah. [SNIFFLING] Poppy: but you poached my heart.
Mr. Christopher: Oh my god, its Tom Cruise! Drippy: Can you say that any louder, I need your help!
[Poppy and Harriet are fighting as Freddie comes by] Freddie: Shouldn't you guys be in bikinis for that?
