In the police investigation of a brutal crime scene, one man was at the center of it all: legendary porn star John Holmes.

Sam Nico: He's dicking us around. A mile of dick and no balls.
Louis Cruz: Jesus Christ!
Sam Nico: Close, Eddie Nash.
Billy Deverell: [on the phone] You are not gonna believe who we just FUCKING NAILED! Guess again, motherfucker! Guess again! Hold on, Ron wants to tell you...
Ron Launius: EDDIE NASH!
Ron Launius: Put it away, John. The whole party didn't come here to see your cock.
Ron Launius: What the fuck am I going to do with a microwave?
John Holmes: You can heat food with it.
Ron Launius: The only thing I want to heat up right now is some dope.
David Lind: Billy. Billy was a good old boy. Solid. Depenable. He wanted to get out of the life but the life, was just to good. See they were getting large quanties of shit, dirty cheap, steppin on it five, six times and then dumpin it all over town. Business was so good that they needed an extra hand which is when Barbara, and I showed up. When we pulled up the party was in full swing bodies were everywhere. It was the kind of place that made you think that you were right back in the summer of love. Me, and Barb have been on the road all day long and, all I can think about was a place to crash. But when I walked up the Stairs I saw all the old friends, all the smilies, god damn if it didn't feel good to be Home.
John Holmes: And those people at Wonderland? They'll never laugh at me again. They got theirs with a lead pipe, and I'm still here surviving.
Ron Launius: Ah, you must be Barbara. You enjoying yourself?
Barbara Richardson: Yeah, this is the best party I've ever been to.
Ron Launius: Well it's only the beginning baby L.A. in the summer anything could happen right.
Greg Diles: Johnny Wadd!
Ron Launius: John Holmes, this is my business partner David Lind.
John Holmes: Hey, what's up? Now, the deal with the Arab is...
Ron Launius: John. This is my business partner, Dave.
John Holmes: Oh. Cool. Hey. So, I was just telling Ronny about this business prostitution that I got about this Arab who is a really wealthy businessman and he calls me brother and he literally has mountains of cash... and drugs.
Sallie Hansen: Tarot cards? Devil worshiper!
Sam Nico: [arguing after John's told his side of the Wonderland story] Four people get their heads bashed in and there's not a single witness? No, no, he was in that house as sure as Christ was on the cross. He did it! John Holmes killed all four of those people by himself! There were 38 sets of different prints lifted.
Billy Ward: Any one of which could be our guy!
Sam Nico: Including a left hand palm print, palm down, on the bed rail not two feet from Ron Lanius' head.
Billy Ward: Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me you think he swung the pipe?
Sam Nico: Either he was trying to kill him or trying to screw him.
Dawn: I want to leave a message. "John, this is Dawn. Some Holy Roller picked me up. Come fuckin' get me."
Answering Service Operator: [voice] I'm sorry Miss, I can't give him that message.
Dawn: OK. How about: "John, this is Dawn. Come and get me, cock sucker?"
Louis Cruz: Wait a minute... John Holmes? Thee John Holmes? Johnny Wadd partyed at Wonderland?
David Lind: All the time. The guy is a fucking coke head. He's up to his neck in this shit.
Sam Nico: All right, who's John Holmes?
Louis Cruz: The porn king. Sam, the guy's a legend.
Sam Nico: Never heard of him.
John Holmes: Okay Bill, I'm gonna tell you a story. It's a story called 'Wonderland'. Wonderland's the house everyone on the whole mountain hope's would burn down.
Billy Ward: You know, I've known John almost ten years. And while I'll admit that we haven't spent much time together lately, the John I know just isn't capable of...
Sam Nico: I don't know who you know or don't know. All I know is that the cocksucker in the other room there is a basehead. And the one thing you can always know about a basehead is that they are completely full of shit.
John Holmes: Where do you want to go?
Dawn: Anywhere. Everywhere.
Barbie: I'd love to show you the boat.
John Holmes: Is this your boat?
Barbie: No. It's his.
[Barbie points to Eddie Nash who approaches them]
David Lind: JOHN! He was the only one who knew about the Nash hit. That piece of shit ratted us out! Let Nash in and got my butterfly, Barbara, killed!
Ron Launius: You like this? You fucking sand nigger. You fucking greaseball.
Eddie Nash: l'm gonna find out who you are, you cocksucker motherfuckers. l'm gonna tear your fucking eyes out!
Ron Launius: [Sticks a gun barrel in Nash's mouth] Suck this, you sand jockey faggot. Suck this. Give me the fucking combination to the safe!
John Holmes: You've got to do it. If you don't, I'm dead.
Sharon Holmes: You're already dead.
John Holmes: [to Dawn] I think we should just be friends until you're 20.
Billy Deverell: Unbelievable. Fucking Unbelievable!
John Holmes: There's this house on Wonderland. The lease was in Joy's name. Joy Miller. She was a rich westie that got all junked up, got cancer, both breasts removed, still shooting junk. Her old man, Billy Deverll, is a kind of dumb hick who couldn't really make up his mind about anything without a guy like Ron Launius around to come up with an idea. Ronny's crazy and unpredictable, but always good with me until he got hooked up with one of the sleaziest scumbags to ever come down the pike. A dude from Sacramento... a biker. This guy is a stone cold killer, a liar, theft, and a rapist.
Billy Ward: What's his name?
John Holmes: David Lind. Don't believe a word he says!
Eddie Nash: You're going to do to those guys on Wonderland, what you did to me!
John Holmes: Eddie, l'm not lying. You just got to give those fucking fucks back their fucking guns.
Eddie Nash: Fuck you and fuck your friends! You want the guns from the Nash? Motherfuck! Come up and take them from the Nash.
John Holmes: Five people are dead Sharon, they were murdered, up on Wonderland.
Billy Ward: John. Were you present when the murders happened?
John Holmes: No.
Billy Ward: Did you see a murder?
John Holmes: No. Bill are you calling me a murderer?

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