Wonderland Quotes
In the police investigation of a brutal crime scene, one man was at the center of it all: legendary porn star John Holmes.
Ron Launius: John Holmes, this is my business partner David Lind.
John Holmes: Hey, what's up? Now, the deal with the Arab is...
Ron Launius: John. This is my business partner, Dave.
John Holmes: Oh. Cool. Hey. So, I was just telling Ronny about this business prostitution that I got about this Arab who is a really wealthy businessman and he calls me brother and he literally has mountains of cash... and drugs.
John Holmes: Hey, what's up? Now, the deal with the Arab is...
Ron Launius: John. This is my business partner, Dave.
John Holmes: Oh. Cool. Hey. So, I was just telling Ronny about this business prostitution that I got about this Arab who is a really wealthy businessman and he calls me brother and he literally has mountains of cash... and drugs.
Ron Launius: You like this? You fucking sand nigger. You fucking greaseball.
Eddie Nash: l'm gonna find out who you are, you cocksucker motherfuckers. l'm gonna tear your fucking eyes out!
Ron Launius: [Sticks a gun barrel in Nash's mouth] Suck this, you sand jockey faggot. Suck this. Give me the fucking combination to the safe!
Eddie Nash: l'm gonna find out who you are, you cocksucker motherfuckers. l'm gonna tear your fucking eyes out!
Ron Launius: [Sticks a gun barrel in Nash's mouth] Suck this, you sand jockey faggot. Suck this. Give me the fucking combination to the safe!
John Holmes: There's this house on Wonderland. The lease was in Joy's name. Joy Miller. She was a rich westie that got all junked up, got cancer, both breasts removed, still shooting junk. Her old man, Billy Deverll, is a kind of dumb hick who couldn't really make up his mind about anything without a guy like Ron Launius around to come up with an idea. Ronny's crazy and unpredictable, but always good with me until he got hooked up with one of the sleaziest scumbags to ever come down the pike. A dude from Sacramento... a biker. This guy is a stone cold killer, a liar, theft, and a rapist.
Billy Ward: What's his name?
John Holmes: David Lind. Don't believe a word he says!
Billy Ward: What's his name?
John Holmes: David Lind. Don't believe a word he says!
Louis Cruz: Wait a minute... John Holmes? Thee John Holmes? Johnny Wadd partyed at Wonderland?
David Lind: All the time. The guy is a fucking coke head. He's up to his neck in this shit.
Sam Nico: All right, who's John Holmes?
Louis Cruz: The porn king. Sam, the guy's a legend.
Sam Nico: Never heard of him.
David Lind: All the time. The guy is a fucking coke head. He's up to his neck in this shit.
Sam Nico: All right, who's John Holmes?
Louis Cruz: The porn king. Sam, the guy's a legend.
Sam Nico: Never heard of him.
David Lind: Billy. Billy was a good old boy. Solid. Depenable. He wanted to get out of the life but the life, was just to good. See they were getting large quanties of shit, dirty cheap, steppin on it five, six times and then dumpin it all over town. Business was so good that they needed an extra hand which is when Barbara, and I showed up. When we pulled up the party was in full swing bodies were everywhere. It was the kind of place that made you think that you were right back in the summer of love. Me, and Barb have been on the road all day long and, all I can think about was a place to crash. But when I walked up the Stairs I saw all the old friends, all the smilies, god damn if it didn't feel good to be Home.
Billy Ward: You know, I've known John almost ten years. And while I'll admit that we haven't spent much time together lately, the John I know just isn't capable of...
Sam Nico: I don't know who you know or don't know. All I know is that the cocksucker in the other room there is a basehead. And the one thing you can always know about a basehead is that they are completely full of shit.
Sam Nico: I don't know who you know or don't know. All I know is that the cocksucker in the other room there is a basehead. And the one thing you can always know about a basehead is that they are completely full of shit.
Sam Nico: [arguing after John's told his side of the Wonderland story] Four people get their heads bashed in and there's not a single witness? No, no, he was in that house as sure as Christ was on the cross. He did it! John Holmes killed all four of those people by himself! There were 38 sets of different prints lifted.
Billy Ward: Any one of which could be our guy!
Sam Nico: Including a left hand palm print, palm down, on the bed rail not two feet from Ron Lanius' head.
Billy Ward: Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me you think he swung the pipe?
Sam Nico: Either he was trying to kill him or trying to screw him.
Billy Ward: Any one of which could be our guy!
Sam Nico: Including a left hand palm print, palm down, on the bed rail not two feet from Ron Lanius' head.
Billy Ward: Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me you think he swung the pipe?
Sam Nico: Either he was trying to kill him or trying to screw him.
