Your Highness Quotes
When Prince Fabious's bride is kidnapped, he goes on a quest to rescue her... accompanied by his lazy useless brother Thadeous.
[from trailer]
[Fabious is bitten by a snake in the thigh ]
Courtney: SHIT!
Fabious: You have to suck out the venom!
Thadeous: I don't want to suck it, you suck it!
Fabious: I can't suck my own venom!
Thadeous: Yes you can! I'll help you!
[pushes Fabious's head down]
Thadeous: Suck it! Suck your venom!
Fabious: I can't reach it with my mouth!
Thadeous: Courtney, suck the venom!
Courtney: But I've never...
Thadeous: [pushes Courtney's head down] SUCK IT!
[Fabious is bitten by a snake in the thigh ]
Courtney: SHIT!
Fabious: You have to suck out the venom!
Thadeous: I don't want to suck it, you suck it!
Fabious: I can't suck my own venom!
Thadeous: Yes you can! I'll help you!
[pushes Fabious's head down]
Thadeous: Suck it! Suck your venom!
Fabious: I can't reach it with my mouth!
Thadeous: Courtney, suck the venom!
Courtney: But I've never...
Thadeous: [pushes Courtney's head down] SUCK IT!
Great Wize Wizard: This cricket compass will catch the light and point the way to the labyrinths location. Be warned: they say the walls of this maze drive men to madness. But if you can find your way, the blade will be yours.
Fabious: Thank you, Wize Wizard.
Great Wize Wizard: Not so fast. First you must answer a riddle. What journey be long and twisted and sensitive at hand? To what end must man go to discover the depths of his ecstasy? Think hard strong warriors.
Fabious: Fuck! I know this!
Fabious: I got it! You want us to twist, what is long, with our sensitive hands?
Thadeous: He wants us to jerk him off!
Great Wize Wizard: Just touch the tip and twist it.
Thadeous: We are not going to do that.
Fabious: If it's for the quest, we will do what needs to be done.
Thadeous: Yuck!
Fabious: Thank you, Wize Wizard.
Great Wize Wizard: Not so fast. First you must answer a riddle. What journey be long and twisted and sensitive at hand? To what end must man go to discover the depths of his ecstasy? Think hard strong warriors.
Fabious: Fuck! I know this!
Fabious: I got it! You want us to twist, what is long, with our sensitive hands?
Thadeous: He wants us to jerk him off!
Great Wize Wizard: Just touch the tip and twist it.
Thadeous: We are not going to do that.
Fabious: If it's for the quest, we will do what needs to be done.
Thadeous: Yuck!
Thadeous: My path has been unstable, but my conviction is born to damn the fuckers who doubted me. To lessen the assholes who tested me. To right what is wrong, to restore faith that has long been lost, and to rise to great heights even beyond my own legend as a Great Cocksmith, Master Pintsman, and stunningly handsome Prince of Light in these dark Dark Ages!
Fabious: [catching Thadeous watching Isabel as she gets undressed to bathe in the pond] What right have you to spy on a bathing woman from these shrubs?
Thadeous: I'm simply keeping an eye on her. She is not like one of our dim witted chamber maids that let me take from behind. This woman has be vexed. What exactly would it take for one to tame such an adventurous slut?
Fabious: Well, I imagine she'd want a man to be honorable, bold, brave. Know his way round a blade.
[Isabel looks over her shoulder straight towards them]
Thadeous: Oh, God! She's looking at us! Remain perfectly still.
[they freeze in their positions and Isabel ignores them and dives into the pond]
Thadeous: I'm simply keeping an eye on her. She is not like one of our dim witted chamber maids that let me take from behind. This woman has be vexed. What exactly would it take for one to tame such an adventurous slut?
Fabious: Well, I imagine she'd want a man to be honorable, bold, brave. Know his way round a blade.
[Isabel looks over her shoulder straight towards them]
Thadeous: Oh, God! She's looking at us! Remain perfectly still.
[they freeze in their positions and Isabel ignores them and dives into the pond]
