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All my friends are like, 'Can you be on my side in the zombie apocalypse?' and I'm like, 'I got this.'Taissa Farmiga
Non-crazy gun advocates - the ones who aren't stockpiling in preparation for a zombie invasion - don't like the idea of expanding background checks because they think it'll be a lot more paperwork. And it probably would make it more difficult to sell guns at, say, a flea market.Gail Collins
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'Rodney Dangerfield
It is hard being a football loather, a football unfan. I sometimes feel as lonely as the sole survivor in the last reel of a Zombie film, as, one by one, old friends reveal themselves, with their glassy stares and outstretched arms, to have succumbed to the lure.Craig Brown
In a zombie apocalypse, I expect insane things to happen.Chandler Riggs