Adam DeVine — American Comedian born on November 06, 1983,

Adam Patrick DeVine is an American comedian, singer, writer, producer, actor, and voice actor. He is a star and creator of the Comedy Central series Workaholics, as well as Adam DeVine's House Party. He played the role of Bumper Allen in the musical films Pitch Perfect and Pitch Perfect 2... (wikipedia)

What happened to me is I gained a little weight so I could be more accessible to people. They're not like, 'Oh my God, he's, like, a male model comedian; yuck, ugh.' It's like, 'Oh, he's a little squishy; He's like me. He's accessible.' And girls are like, 'Look how cuddly he is. I just want to cuddle up in his neck fat and go to sleep.'
Even as a kid, I was a businessman. I figured out that if you plucked all the berries off my neighbor's tree and smashed them up, they made a Nickelodeon Gak-type consistency. I sold them to all the neighborhood kids and made stacks of quarters. Of course, the berries were poisonous, and I got in all types of trouble.
Hot girls have so many options. Sitting at home alone any night of the week and searching the Internet for a dude is on zero hot girls' agendas. So they're definitely not coming after you.
Jealousy is the worst trait in any person.
That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college.

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