Al Goldstein Quotes

Al Goldstein — American Publisher born on January 10, 1936,

Alvin "Al" Goldstein was an American pornographer. He was described as "a cartoonishly vituperative amalgam of borscht belt comic, free-range social critic and sex-obsessed loser who seemed to embody a moment in New York City’s cultural history: the sleaze and decay of Times Square in the 1960s and ‘70s." Another writer called him "a hairy, sweaty, cigar-chomping, eczema-ridden fatso". He claimed to have had 7,000 sexual partners... (wikipedia)

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

Married life is an existence with bars around it.

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.