American Dad!

American Dad! Quotes

The random escapades of Stan Smith, an extreme right wing CIA agent dealing with family life and keeping America safe, all in the most absurd way possible.

Stan Smith: You know, son, the great thing about First Love is that it's the first of many
Steve Smith: But how will I forget my feelings for Akiva?
Stan Smith: Well you see son, as time goes by you'll find- Amy! Amy why won't you love me! Bwah-ha-ha! I don't wanna live!
Roger the Alien: [after a hallucinogenic meal] I just don't have the words for it. Schmooblydong. Is that a word?
Snot Lonstein: Wow! Uncensored nudity! This game must be from Japan.
Toshi Yoshida: Unlikely. Those women are not underage schoolgirls.
Roger the Alien: Don't cry... in front of the fish.
[repeated line]
Stan Smith: OOH!
Klaus: Francine! I can see your Schmootzplatschen!

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