The random escapades of Stan Smith, an extreme right wing CIA agent dealing with family life and keeping America safe, all in the most absurd way possible.

Stan Smith: You know, son, the great thing about First Love is that it's the first of many
Steve Smith: But how will I forget my feelings for Akiva?
Stan Smith: Well you see son, as time goes by you'll find- Amy! Amy why won't you love me! Bwah-ha-ha! I don't wanna live!
Roger the Alien: [after a hallucinogenic meal] I just don't have the words for it. Schmooblydong. Is that a word?
Snot Lonstein: Wow! Uncensored nudity! This game must be from Japan.
Toshi Yoshida: Unlikely. Those women are not underage schoolgirls.
Roger the Alien: Don't cry... in front of the fish.
[repeated line]
Stan Smith: OOH!
Klaus: Francine! I can see your Schmootzplatschen!