Andy Dick Quotes

Andy Dick — American Actor born on December 21, 1965,

Andrew Roane "Andy" Dick is an American comedian, actor, musician and television and film producer. Best known as a comic, he is also known for his eccentric and controversial behavior. His first regular television role was on the short-lived but influential Ben Stiller Show. In the mid-1990s, he had a long-running stint on NBC's NewsRadio and was a supporting character on Less than Perfect. He briefly had his own program, The Andy Dick Show on MTV. He is noted for his outlandish behavior from a number of Comedy Central Roasts. He landed in 7th place on the 16th season of Dancing with the Stars... (wikipedia)

I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!

I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate.

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.

I was a bad boy as a child.