Average Man Quotes. QuotesGram

The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

Don't let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you're crazy. Succeed, and he thinks you're lucky. Acquire wealth, and he thinks you're greedy. Pay no attention. He simply doesn't understand.

There are people who tell you to shut up because you're just a celebrity, but pundits, talking heads, they're every bit the celebrity and a lot of them aren't any more qualified than the average man on the street.

Unions are the result of profit seekers. Unions are the way the average guy gets even with evil corporateers. The unions are godsends. The unions have a special status, because they represent the rising up of the average man against the evil corporateers and profiteers.

The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters - from what to do with the crumbs to the grocer's telephone number - a sort of cheerful inefficiency which protects him.

The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.

The average man does not know what to do with this life, yet wants another one which will last forever.

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

The hardest struggle of all is to be something different from what the average man is.