Burt Reynolds — American Actor born on February 11, 1936,

Burton Leon "Burt" Reynolds is an American actor, director and producer. He starred in many television series and feature films, such as Dan August, Deliverance, The Longest Yard as well as its 2005 remake, Smokey and the Bandit and The Cannonball Run. He also won two Golden Globe Awards, one for Best Actor in a Television Series Musical or Comedy for Evening Shade and one for Best Supporting Actor – Motion Picture for Boogie Nights... (wikipedia)

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
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My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.
I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.
I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.