Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.