Barry Switzer — American Coach born on October 05, 1937,

Barry Layne Switzer is a former American football player and coach. He served for 16 years as head football coach at the University of Oklahoma and four years as head coach for the Dallas Cowboys of the National Football League. He has one of the highest winning percentages of any college football coach in history, and is one of only three head coaches to win both a college football national championship and a Super Bowl,... (wikipedia)

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it.
It was a horrible, terrible, atrocious, offensive football game.