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Animated MTV series about two teen aged heavy-metal music fans who occasionally do idiotic things because they are bored. For them, everything is "cool" or "sucks."
Butt-head: This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.
Beavis: Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch? Butt-head: Beavis, it's not even normal to ask.
Butt-head: [Beavis & Butthead after "sensitivity training"] How about a hug? Beavis: Shut up! Or I'll wound your inner child! Heh hmmhh heh! And then I'll kick your ass!
Butt-head: Some people are dumb.
Beavis: [as Cornholio] Do you have T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my holio to get polio.
Maxi Mart Store Manager: [seeing Beavis and Butthead reading at a porn magazine] Hey! Are you gonna stare all day or are you gonna buy something? Butt-head: Uh, I'm gonna stare all day huh huh.
Beavis: Have you seen my Bunghole? [In a Third world accent] Beavis: My people; we are without Bungholes...
Bradley Buzzcut: Shut up or I will kill you. Do you understand? Shut up or I will physically kill you.
Beavis: What? Butt-head: Uh... I dunno, what? Beavis: What the hell are you talking about? Butt-head: Uh... I dunno. You're just a butt-knocker. Beavis: Don't call me a butt-knocker, you SON OF A BITCH!
Beavis: Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire.
Beavis: Hey Beavis, you know how sometimes we get a ride home from school, and there's all those dudes crammed together in the backseat? Butt-head: Yeah, why? Beavis: Um, heh heh, it is normal to get wood? Butt-head: Beavis, you boner-popping pervert... it's not even normal to ASK!
Butt-head: [repeated pickup line] Uh, hey, baby.
Butt-head: If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back... you're a dumbass!
Butt-head: Kick 'em in the nads, Beavis!
Butt-head: Is this Primus?
Butt-head: You didn't score. Beavis: Yeah, but I came close. Butt-head: Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes and like... lemonade. Beavis: What?
Beavis: [shouts] Turds! Turds! Butt-head: Where? I don't see any turds. Beavis: Right there. In the middle of the circle he's riding his tricycle in.
Butt-head: Beavis, I told you I wasn't gonna let you touch the remote anymore. Now, give me that, buttknocker. Beavis: No, way. And stop calling me buttknocker! Butt-head: Give it here before I kick your buttknockering ass! Beavis: Stop calling me that, Butt-head! Stop it! Butt-head: Buttknocker! Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! Shut up! I'm gonna kill you, Butt-head! I swear to go God, I'm gonna kill you! Butt-head: You and what other buttknocker?
Beavis: [watching a video with a girl in a tub] She doesn't wanna get up because she's got morning wood. Butt-head: Uh... Beavis? I hope you were joking. Beavis: [long pause] Uh... Oh yeah. That's pretty funny. Butt-head: Dumbass!
Old Woman: [looking for her spectacles after losing them] What happened to my spectacles? Butt-head: Your testicles? Huh Huh.
Beavis: Ah, shut up, Butt-Head! Keep that up, and I'm gon' put the smackdown on yo ass, biatch!
[They watch a Yanni video] Butt-head: Hey, Beavis. This guy's your dad.
Woman in music video: I feel like such an ass. Butt-head: I feel like an ass too. Beavis, go out and get me an ass. Beavis: Heh-heh, okay. Would you like some boobs to go with that?
[repeated line] Butt-head: This is going to be cool.
[repeated line] Butt-head: We're gonna be rich.
Butt-head: Beavis, you're one miserable son of a bitch.
[repeated line] Beavis: Damn we're smooth.
Butt-head: Beavis, you're one pathetic piece of crap.
Bradley Buzzcut: [throws a dodge ball at Butthead and hits him in the head and dazes him] Good head, Butthead! Butt-head: Uh, thanks. Huh, huh.
[watching a music video] Beavis: Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass. Butt-head: Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass? Beavis: Cos I wanna see what my bunghole looks like. [he tries and falls of the couch]