Benny Hill — English Comedian born on January 21, 1924, died on April 20, 1992

Alfred Hawthorne Hill, known by his stage name Benny Hill, was an English comedian and actor, best remembered for his long-running internationally popular television programme The Benny Hill Show... (wikipedia)

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.