Black Adder the Third

Black Adder the Third Quotes

In the Regency era, Mr E. Blackadder serves as butler to the foppish numskull Prince George amidst the fads and crazes of the time.

Baldrick: Morning, Mr. B.
Blackadder: Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I wanted to talk to a vegetable, I would have bought one at the market.
Prince George: What can I do to a woman that I can't do to you?
Blackadder: I cannot conceive, sir.
Baldrick: [Blackadder slams the door] Something wrong, Mr. B?
Blackadder: Oh, something's *always* wrong, Balders... the fact that I'm not a millionaire aristocrat, with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino, is a constant niggle.
Blackadder: I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.

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