The comic misadventures of a tidy, refined Cat and a goofy, uncouth Dog joined at the abdomen.

Dog: You know you love Winslow.
Cat: Yeah. And nothing says lovin' like something from the oven.
Dog: Hi ho diggety!
Cat: You have to wake up pretty early in the afternoon to beat this cat.
Dog: Don't worry, Cat. They're not laughing with you; they're laughing AT you!
Lube: Hey! That's not CatDog... it's CatCat!
Cat: My body! My body! My body!
Cat: They all go haha with laughing at me, and they make me spill my Ice Cream all gone.
Dog: Be that as it may, your actions were rash.
Cat: Huh?
Dog: Nevermind. You wouldn't understand .
Cat: You did this to me, bow-wow person! You make the smarts go byebye! Gimme smarts back!
Dog: I am... DOG THE MIGHTY!
Cat: Yeah, mighty ridiculous!
Winslow T. Oddfellow: Hey Einstein, you makin' a flyin' machine or just a racket?
Dog: It just doesn't get any better than this!
Lola Caricola: Hola. I am Lola.

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