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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.Colin Mochrie
The intriguing aspect of food charges on airlines is that they create the perfect laboratory for any economist who wishes to study the question of how to price a good that possesses, by universal consensus, absolutely no objective value.Timothy Noah
The wolf always charges the lamb with muddying the stream.Elihu Root
I think people are going to return to sanity when they see how ridiculous many of these charges are, and how the predictions are not borne out.Dixie Lee Ray
We managed to get underway, and I don't know to this day why we didn't get struck or take a torpedo, but we didn't. We got outside of the exit of the harbor and we started dropping depth charges.Barney Ross