Cranky Quotes. QuotesGram

I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids.

I'm a lot less cranky when it's just me and my dog.

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.

I don't believe in the no-carb diet... I have a theory. I think if you give up carbs, you get cranky. You must include them in your daily diet.

People get cranky when you burst their bubble. Over time, advances in astronomy have relentlessly reinforced the utter insignificance of Earth on a celestial scale. Fortunately, political and religious leaders stopped barbecuing astronomers for saying so, turning their spits with human-rights activists instead.

In my cranky old age, I actually prefer recording alone now, on 'The Simpsons,' for example, because I find that the director can just focus on what I'm doing and I can do a lot of variations. A lot of times, when I record with a group, I'll stay after class for another hour or two.

And when I look at my mother, I reflect on her strength and endurance. She's cranky sometimes, but she is lovable and loving. I'd be happy to be there at 86.

If I don't eat something after I work out, I get shaky and cranky - not a good combination when you're a television host.

I like writing. I get cranky when I can't. Yes, I write books back to back, and I work very hard on them.