Da Ali G Show Quotes

An ignorant, wannabe-Jamaican British b-boy; an anti-Semitic, misogynistic but friendly Kazakhstani television reporter; and a homosexual Austrian fashonista--all played by Sacha Baron ... See full summary »

Borat: Does the women here have nice... physique?
Employer: Well, that's something I've got to talk to you about, because that could be sexual harassment. See, in America, in the workplace, men and women are equal.
Borat: *What?*

Borat: Your dog is a loser... you are upset?
Dog Show Contestant: No, no. I don't get upset. Some days you win, some days you don't.
Borat: You will put him in a sack in the river?

Borat: In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped.

Ali: This is BS! That's short for bullshit.

Ali G: Booyakasha!

Ali G: Respek.

Ali G: Is you on crack or somethin'?

Borat: High five!

Ali G: Can we see the muff please?

Borat: Is gooood yeaaah?

Ali G: Big up yourself.