Dennis Miller — American Comedian born on November 03, 1953,

Dennis Miller is an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality... (wikipedia)

I want to help the helpless, but I don't want to help the clueless.
Never have lives less lived been more chronicled.
I rant, therefore I am.
What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.
The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.