Dexter's Laboratory Quotes
The misadventures of a boy genius and his annoying sister.
Dee Dee: Dexter, wanna see my new dance?
Dexter: No.
Dee Dee: It's called "the fanciful unicorn".
Dexter: Girl, I have seen better steps on a ladder.
Dee Dee: Oh, yeah? Like you know any dances, Dexter.
[Dexter turns on a boombox; techno music plays]
Dexter: [doing the robot dance] Yes, it is called "the robot".
Dee Dee: Word.
Dexter: No.
Dee Dee: It's called "the fanciful unicorn".
Dexter: Girl, I have seen better steps on a ladder.
Dee Dee: Oh, yeah? Like you know any dances, Dexter.
[Dexter turns on a boombox; techno music plays]
Dexter: [doing the robot dance] Yes, it is called "the robot".
Dee Dee: Word.
Dexter: Dee Dee, how long have known each other? Our whole lives, you say? No, in truth? Never? Or should I say, you never knew me? Because if you did, you would know I am a soul who requires peace, quiet and, most importantly, solitude. But every day, that solitude is inevitably broken by *you*.
[Dee Dee looks on nervously]
Dexter: Which is why I called you here. Now, I know these are tough times and a dollar does not go as far as it used to, but it is time to take stock, a time for responsibility, a time for change, for as the lab grows, so do my expectations, which, quite frankly, you're not living up to, which is why I have made this tough but firm decision. Dee Dee, you're fired.
Dee Dee: [screaming] *WHAT*!
[She is yelling and ranting at Dexter, while he simply pushes a button and a robot kicks her out of the lab and his room and down the hall and into her room]
Dee Dee: How dare you kick me out! I'm gonna report you! I'll have your badge! I'll show you! You haven't heard the last from *Dee Dee*!
[Dee Dee looks on nervously]
Dexter: Which is why I called you here. Now, I know these are tough times and a dollar does not go as far as it used to, but it is time to take stock, a time for responsibility, a time for change, for as the lab grows, so do my expectations, which, quite frankly, you're not living up to, which is why I have made this tough but firm decision. Dee Dee, you're fired.
Dee Dee: [screaming] *WHAT*!
[She is yelling and ranting at Dexter, while he simply pushes a button and a robot kicks her out of the lab and his room and down the hall and into her room]
Dee Dee: How dare you kick me out! I'm gonna report you! I'll have your badge! I'll show you! You haven't heard the last from *Dee Dee*!
Dexter: [laughing] Dee Dee, I heard this great joke! Okay, here it goes: A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"
[He breaks into hysterical laughter, while Dee Dee is unimpressed]
[He breaks into hysterical laughter, while Dee Dee is unimpressed]
Mandark: My name is Mandark and I am Dexter's rival. He and I have been competing in science and other things for years and this race is just one more of those things where we try to beat each other, except I try to win by being sneaky and bad! My plan this time is to sabotage the Mark 5, so it doesn'twork as good as it should, then when Dexter is racing he'll most likely crash up, leaving room for me to win!
