Drawn Together Quotes
A parody of reality shows cast with spoofs of several famous types of animated characters.
[Spanky and Clara are neck deep in a ball pit and are discussing her bigoted views]
Princess Clara: I don't see why I should apologize. I mean, where I come from all my servants are black... or Presbyterian.
Spanky Ham: Yea, but honey, where you come from animated objects spring to life and spout silly catchphrases.
Blue Ball: [springs to life] Whach'u talkin' 'bout, pig?
Princess Clara: No, he's right, Blue Ball. Maybe I should just apologize.
Blue Ball: Usually, Clara looks to us for advice, but this time it came from Spanky. It's a good thing too, because I was going tell her to shoot the President.
Princess Clara: I don't see why I should apologize. I mean, where I come from all my servants are black... or Presbyterian.
Spanky Ham: Yea, but honey, where you come from animated objects spring to life and spout silly catchphrases.
Blue Ball: [springs to life] Whach'u talkin' 'bout, pig?
Princess Clara: No, he's right, Blue Ball. Maybe I should just apologize.
Blue Ball: Usually, Clara looks to us for advice, but this time it came from Spanky. It's a good thing too, because I was going tell her to shoot the President.
Captain Hero: I could stick and stir anyone of these broads, but I really wish we had one of those sexy black chicks
Foxxy Love: [Opens Door] Bling bling! Foxxy Love is in the house!
Captain Hero: Damn, I am good! I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey!
[camera shifts from the door to Captain Hero several times; nothing happens]
Captain Hero: Damn.
Foxxy Love: [Opens Door] Bling bling! Foxxy Love is in the house!
Captain Hero: Damn, I am good! I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey!
[camera shifts from the door to Captain Hero several times; nothing happens]
Captain Hero: Damn.
Princess Clara: [about her octopussoir] Oh, please, please don't tell anybody. I'm afraid that I must ask you guys to keep my secret with a pinky swear!
Foxxy Love: I pinky swear.
Toot Braunstein: [They look at Toot] FINE! I pinky swear.
[Clara's octopussoir also pinky swears]
Captain Hero: [knocks on door] Clara, Toot told us that you have a monster for a vagina and we want to have a meeting about it.
Princess Clara: How is that even possible?
[Foxxy and Clara stare at Toot]
Toot Braunstein: Oopsey-Tootsey! I couldn't help myself.
Foxxy Love: I pinky swear.
Toot Braunstein: [They look at Toot] FINE! I pinky swear.
[Clara's octopussoir also pinky swears]
Captain Hero: [knocks on door] Clara, Toot told us that you have a monster for a vagina and we want to have a meeting about it.
Princess Clara: How is that even possible?
[Foxxy and Clara stare at Toot]
Toot Braunstein: Oopsey-Tootsey! I couldn't help myself.
Xandir: [while holding Ling-Ling] Hey, Ling-Ling, are you excited for Christmas?
[Ling-Ling perks up and nods]
Xandir: Too bad there's no such thing as a Santa Claus! I bet your disappointed.
[Xandir licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off and passes it to Toot]
Toot Braunstein: Ling-Ling, what's this in your ear? Is it a quarter?
[Ling-Ling perks up]
Toot Braunstein: No, it's a tumor!
[licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off and passes it to a sickly-looking Wooldor]
Wooldoor Sockbat: Hey, Ling-Ling, you, uh... excited for Christmas?
[Ling-Ling perks up]
Wooldoor Sockbat: Oh, no, it's a tumor!
[licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off]
[Ling-Ling perks up and nods]
Xandir: Too bad there's no such thing as a Santa Claus! I bet your disappointed.
[Xandir licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off and passes it to Toot]
Toot Braunstein: Ling-Ling, what's this in your ear? Is it a quarter?
[Ling-Ling perks up]
Toot Braunstein: No, it's a tumor!
[licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off and passes it to a sickly-looking Wooldor]
Wooldoor Sockbat: Hey, Ling-Ling, you, uh... excited for Christmas?
[Ling-Ling perks up]
Wooldoor Sockbat: Oh, no, it's a tumor!
[licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off]
Princess Clara: [in the confessional] The Producers told us that we must start a business of our choosing. I wanted to have a bake sale but the stereotypes had other ideas.
Xandir: Let's open a hair salon!
Foxxy Love: OOOH, we could shine shoes!
Ling-Ling: I say full-release massage parlour that serves wok-fried puppies!
Toot Braunstein: LET'S EAT POTATO SALAD!
Xandir: Let's open a hair salon!
Foxxy Love: OOOH, we could shine shoes!
Ling-Ling: I say full-release massage parlour that serves wok-fried puppies!
Toot Braunstein: LET'S EAT POTATO SALAD!
Princess Clara: What is this thing in my mouth? / It's slippery and it's slimy / Travelling down my slender virgin pink esophagus. / Some black chick's tongue. / It's such a new sensation.
Foxxy Love: I got a mayonnaise mama on my lickin' hole / And we've only just begun...
Princess Clara: It's really quite thrilling...
Foxxy Love: It's right. Now you know...
Princess Clara: I can taste a filling...
Foxxy Love: And it's solid gold...
Princess Clara: I never dreamed I would be so willing / To let myself go.
Foxxy Love: Tell me about it! / I'm totally frenching a racist 'ho!
Princess Clara, Foxxy Love: This black chick's tongue
Princess Clara: What a wonderful feeling
Foxxy Love: Damn where'd this bitch get her earrings?
Princess Clara: I've never had so much fun
Princess Clara, Foxxy Love: As with this black chick's tongue.
Captain Hero: How cool is this? / We've only been here a day / And I already find myself in a 3-way!
Foxxy Love: I got a mayonnaise mama on my lickin' hole / And we've only just begun...
Princess Clara: It's really quite thrilling...
Foxxy Love: It's right. Now you know...
Princess Clara: I can taste a filling...
Foxxy Love: And it's solid gold...
Princess Clara: I never dreamed I would be so willing / To let myself go.
Foxxy Love: Tell me about it! / I'm totally frenching a racist 'ho!
Princess Clara, Foxxy Love: This black chick's tongue
Princess Clara: What a wonderful feeling
Foxxy Love: Damn where'd this bitch get her earrings?
Princess Clara: I've never had so much fun
Princess Clara, Foxxy Love: As with this black chick's tongue.
Captain Hero: How cool is this? / We've only been here a day / And I already find myself in a 3-way!
Foxxy Love: [on the producers word edits] God damn white producers with their god damn white flashes. They can edit us to make us say whatever they want.
[edited]
Foxxy Love: My... thang... is... made... out... of... bacon.
[after the editing]
Foxxy Love: STOP IT! Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. My thang's 100% pure bacon.
[edited]
Foxxy Love: My... thang... is... made... out... of... bacon.
[after the editing]
Foxxy Love: STOP IT! Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. My thang's 100% pure bacon.
Princess Clara: You're probably wondering about my octopussior... It's french.
[in the confessional]
Princess Clara: I've never shared my story with anyone before. It's all so... so personal. I told the girls that the only way I could get it out was through interpretive dance.
[she then dances interpretively]
Foxxy Love: Really? When you was but a child, your stepfather cast a curse on yo' vagina?
Princess Clara: What? Weren't you paying attention?
[demonstrates a move]
Princess Clara: My evil step *mother*! *Mother* placed the curse on me!
Toot Braunstein: Uh-duuuuuh!
[in the confessional]
Princess Clara: I've never shared my story with anyone before. It's all so... so personal. I told the girls that the only way I could get it out was through interpretive dance.
[she then dances interpretively]
Foxxy Love: Really? When you was but a child, your stepfather cast a curse on yo' vagina?
Princess Clara: What? Weren't you paying attention?
[demonstrates a move]
Princess Clara: My evil step *mother*! *Mother* placed the curse on me!
Toot Braunstein: Uh-duuuuuh!
Foxxy Love: [the housemates have to vote on whether or not to keep Foxxy] You know this vote is total crap. She was totally into it! You saw us tongue-bang it!
Captain Hero: Sorry Foxxy, but if I vote you out now, I'll be one step closer to the million dollars!
Foxxy Love: Million dollars? You know this ain't one of them kinda shows right? Ain't no prizes!
Captain Hero: [aside in the confessional] Ah, silly Foxxy. She'll never win the million dollars with *that* kind of attitude!
Captain Hero: Sorry Foxxy, but if I vote you out now, I'll be one step closer to the million dollars!
Foxxy Love: Million dollars? You know this ain't one of them kinda shows right? Ain't no prizes!
Captain Hero: [aside in the confessional] Ah, silly Foxxy. She'll never win the million dollars with *that* kind of attitude!
