Eddie Izzard — British Comedian born on February 07, 1962,

Edward John "Eddie" Izzard is an English stand-up comedian, actor, and writer. His comedic style takes the form of rambling, whimsical monologue, and self-referential pantomime. He had a starring role in the television series The Riches as Wayne Malloy and has appeared in films such as Ocean's Twelve, Ocean's Thirteen, Mystery Men, Shadow of the Vampire, The Cat's Meow, Across the Universe, and Valkyrie. He has also worked as a voice actor in The Wild , Igor , The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian , and Cars 2 ... (wikipedia)

Never put a sock in a toaster.
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia - which may have some things wrong in it, but I think is generally more information than we had before. Last tour we didn't have Wikipedia. And then Discovery Channel and History Channel. I can take it in and retain what I think are the most important facts.
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.