Eric Bristow Quotes

Eric Bristow — American Celebrity born on April 27, 1957,

Eric Bristow MBE is a former professional English darts player. He was ranked World No. 1 from 1980–81, 1983–85 and 1990, and won five World Championships and five World Masters titles. In the 1980s, Bristow's skill and personality helped turn darts into a worldwide spectator sport... (wikipedia)

I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.

I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning.

I was 15 when I got my first job as a proofreader for an advertising agency in the City, earning £12 a week. But by then, I was already playing darts tournaments every weekend, regularly winning the £50 first prize. By the time I was 16 and winning two or three contests a weekend, I ditched the agency job and concentrated on darts.

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.