Flight of the Conchords Quotes
Bret and Jemaine are Flight of the Conchords, a folk-rock band from New Zealand living in New York City in search of stardom.
Jemaine: It doesn't matter what country someone's from, or what they look like, or the colour of their skin. It doesn't matter what they smell like, or that they spell words slightly differently-some would say, more correctly. I'm a person. Bret's a person. You're a person. That person over there is a person. And each person deserves to be treated like a person.
New Zealand Prime Minister Brian: Bret, what can you bring?
Bret: I can make half a dozen croutons.
New Zealand Prime Minister Brian: Half a dozen? Do you think you could go higher than half a dozen?
Bret: 900?
Murray: They'd be very small. Almost like crumbs.
New Zealand Prime Minister Brian: 900? No, I think that's too many. Try and split the difference. Try and come down from 900 but up from six or seven.
Bret: I could probably make 15 croutons, if you like.
New Zealand Prime Minister Brian: Excellent. Excellent idea. You're showing promise, young man.
Bret: I can make half a dozen croutons.
New Zealand Prime Minister Brian: Half a dozen? Do you think you could go higher than half a dozen?
Bret: 900?
Murray: They'd be very small. Almost like crumbs.
New Zealand Prime Minister Brian: 900? No, I think that's too many. Try and split the difference. Try and come down from 900 but up from six or seven.
Bret: I could probably make 15 croutons, if you like.
New Zealand Prime Minister Brian: Excellent. Excellent idea. You're showing promise, young man.
