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Bumbling Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 for CONTROL, with a great deal of help from his competent partner Agent 99, battles the forces of KAOS

Siegfried: This is Kaos. We don't *shush* here!
[repeated line]
Maxwell Smart: Sorry about that, Chief.
[repeated line]
Maxwell Smart: Missed it by that much.
Chief: How can we believe a man who would sell out his friends?
Siegfried: Dumkopf! Who else are you supposed to sell out? You can't betray enemies!
Maxwell Smart: Ah, it's the old... trick.
Maxwell Smart: Pardon me while I get my shoe phone.
[repeated line]
Agent 99: Oh, Max!
Maxwell Smart: [running gag, after being warned by the Chief that his next assignment will be the most dangerous yet] ... And loving it!
[repeated lines]
Maxwell Smart: Don't tell me...
[bad news of the week]
Maxwell Smart: [99 or Chief tells Max the bad news]
Maxwell Smart: I asked you not to tell me that!
[repeated line]
Maxwell Smart: Ah yes! If only he'd used his
[gizmo of the week]
Maxwell Smart: for niceness instead of evil!
[repeated line]
Agent 99: Good thinking, Max.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe...
Siegfried: [Repeated Line] Idiots! Dummkopfs! Sissies!
Maxwell Smart: Just my luck, I had to run into a poisonous achtung.
Maxwell Smart: That's the second time I've fallen for it this month!
Maxwell Smart: [repeated line]
Maxwell Smart: That's the second biggest... I've ever seen.

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