A big part of managing a golf course is managing your swing on the course. A lot of guys can go out and hit a golf ball, but they have no idea how to manage what they do with the ball. I've won as many golf tournaments hitting the ball badly as I have hitting the ball well.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green.
I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.