Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes

Greg Fitzsimmons — American Comedian born on April 05, 1966,

Gregory Sebastian "Greg" Fitzsimmons is an American stand-up comedian, television writer/producer and radio host... (wikipedia)

I'm sure people are shocked when they see a guy speeding and cutting them off and having road rage while in a Prius.

What is most difficult is when the large part of me that is a narcissist grows weary and is overtaken by the self-loathing part that always lurks in the shadows waiting for an opportunity to shine.

My dad was in radio; he was a broadcaster, and it was in the family. He hosted kind of a game show at one point on TV; he was the original host of 'Good Day New York,' and he hosted the Jerry Lewis telethon for 15 years.

Driving around with a receding hairline and two kids in a Prius feels a bit boring for me.

Since first hearing the story as a child, any mention of the 'Boston Tea Party' has elicited in me an excitement that is uniquely American. When I heard rumblings that there was a new Tea Party, I got goose bumps. I love tea, I love parties, I hate taxes; I'm in! It seemed that most of America joined in my excitement!

Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes

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