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The Cunningham family live through the 1950s with help and guidance from the lovable and almost superhuman greaser, Fonzie.
The Fonz: Heyyy!
The Fonz: You're dreaming about a girl you've never met? Richie Cunningham: Come on, Fonz, haven't you ever dreamed? The Fonz: Hey I'm not the dreamer! I'm the dreamee!
Charles 'Chachi' Arcola: Wa! Wa! Wa!
Richie Cunningham: I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill.
Richie Cunningham: So how did you do on that social studies test? Potsie Weber: I missed that question on Alaska. I hear they want to make it a state now. Richie Cunningham: That'll never happen.
The Fonz: Arnold, go and cook up a couple of burgers for us. Matsuo 'Arnold' Takahashi: But I just cleaned the grill! The Fonz: Well, good! Then maybe they'll taste better!
The Fonz: [Marion has just told off the Fonz and stormed out of the room] I'm gonna hit her. Howard Cunningham: No, you're not gonna hit my wife. The Fonz: Then I'll hit you! Howard Cunningham: You're not gonna hit my son. The Fonz: Then I'll hit you! Richie Cunningham: You're not gonna hit my father either. The Fonz: Well I gotta hit somebody. You know where Potsie is?
Ralph Malph: You're such a Potsie!
[repeated line] Richie Cunningham: Sit on it!
Marion Cunningham: Richie just hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has. Howard Cunningham: Marion, Argentina hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has.
Ralph Malph: [Richie is worried that he's going crazy] Come on, Richie! You're no crazier than the rest of us! Look at Potsie. You think he's normal? And Fonzie... super-cool Fonzie. Fonzie with his "Ayyy!" I mean, that's pretty... that's really sicko when you come right down to it. Richie Cunningham: I wouldn't let him hear you say that. Ralph Malph: You tell him I said that, and I'll deny it! Every word! Richie Cunningham: OK, Ralph - take it easy. Ralph Malph: Now you take me - nice, normal Ralphie Malphie. I got no quirks. But I know what they're saying about me. They're saying my hair's too neat, I'm too cute, and girls crave my bod. Richie Cunningham: They're not saying that, Ralph. Ralph Malph: Yes they are. They're also saying that I look like a movie star because my teeth are too even.
The Fonz: You ain't nobody until you do what you want!
Richie Cunningham: A shark? That is the *stupidest* thing I have ever heard! Fonzie: Stupid, yes. Also dumb. But it is something I've gotta do. Richie Cunningham: Fonz, you're not jumping over garbage cans on a bike. You're jumping over a shark. On nothing! On a couple of little skis! One little slip and chomp! Chomp! Chomp! Fonzie: Thanks a lot for your support. Look, I was challenged. I gotta jump.
Potsie Weber: Rich! Rich! Ralph Malph: Come quick! Richie Cunningham: What? Is there something wrong? Potsie Weber: It's a shark! Ralph Malph: The Fonz... Richie Cunningham: Fonz got eaten by a shark? Potsie Weber: He did? Who said that? Ralph Malph: Not me! What're you talking about? Richie Cunningham: Well, you just said "The shark..."! Ralph Malph: Nooo! Listen! The Fonz is gonna jump *over* a shark!
Howard Cunningham: Why can't you be a normal boy and swallow goldfish?
Ralph Malph: I've still got it!
[watching a Chicago Bears football game in 1956] Ralph Malph: That Bears quarterback is no good. He's washed up. He's 30. Richie Cunningham: That's ridiculous. George Blanda still has a few more good years left.
[Fonzie and Pinky have had a fight and are sitting at the dinner table] Richie Cunningham: Dad, uh, can you come upstairs with me for a minute? Howard Cunningham: I haven't finished my dessert yet. Richie Cunningham: Well, you can finish it upstairs, Dad. Howard Cunningham: What are you doing? Richie Cunningham: Well, we have to talk. Howard Cunningham: Talk about what? Richie Cunningham: I... I don't know... the birds and bees. Howard Cunningham: Oh, Richard, we already had that talk. Richie Cunningham: [refers to the table] Yeah, and you didn't learn much.
Jenny Piccalo: I wouldn't miss this for a weekend with the Green Bay Packers as their towel girl!
[Fonzie's feet are sore from dancing and needs to be held up] Fonzie: Aaaay, I'm up and moving! Richie Cunningham: You're in La-La land, Fonz. Fonzie: Let me tell ya, it's a lot of fun in La-La land!
The Fonz: [Richie tries to get Fonz to get rid of a very tall, very big lumberjack] You picked a fight with a red and black tree?
The Fonz: [to his class] The Fonz: Don't you understand, your brain is clay and I gotta *squeeze* it! [class is startled] The Fonz: [then calmly] Let me put that another way...