Inspector Gadget: Bartender, a milk... on the rocks.
[repeated line] Inspector Gadget: Wowsers! It's the top secret Gadget phone. [talks into hand] Inspector Gadget: Is that you, Chief? You're where? Right away.
Penny: Gosh, Scotland is beautiful, Uncle Gadget. Inspector Gadget: It certainly is, Penny. This is where they make Scotch tape, you know.
Inspector Gadget: Wowsers!
Inspector Gadget: [Falling from the sky] Go, go gadget 'brella! Go, go gadget 'copter! [flowers pop out of his hat] Inspector Gadget: Go, go gadget anything! [Then, Brain catches him when he is about to hit the ground] Inspector Gadget: Go, go gadet saves the day again.
[repeated line] Penny: You never know what might happen with Uncle Gadget.
Dr. Claw: [assuming that he got rid of Gadget] I feel like singing. [M.A.D. Cat begins singing then Dr. Claw hits M.A.D. Cat in the head] Dr. Claw: I said *I* feel like singing [laughs]
Inspector Gadget: [to Corperal Capeman, who is following him] Inspector Gadget always works alone. You'll have to volunteer for something else.
Dr. Claw: [commercial bumper] Inspector Gadget *may* return after these messages.
Inspector Gadget: [while on a cruise full of people] Just as I suspected. A highly suspicious situation with a highly suspicious group of people.
Dr. Claw: [When coming into his chair and talking to M.A.D. Cat about Presto Changeo] He didn't fool you, did he M.A.D. Cat? [M.A.D. Cat shakes its head no, then Dr. Claw picks M.A.D. Cat up] Dr. Claw: What? He did? [M.A.D. Cat shakes its head yes] Dr. Claw: You useless fuzzball. [throws M.A.D. Cat onto his desk]
Chief Quimby: [repeated line, after he gets blown up from an assignment] Why do I put up with him?