John Mulaney — American Comedian born on August 26, 1982,

John Edmund Mulaney is an American comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He is best known for his work as a writer on Saturday Night Live and as a standup comedian. He was the creator and star of the Fox sitcom Mulaney, a semi-autobiographical series which aired from October 2014 until its cancellation in February 2015... (wikipedia)

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.
As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don't know, I just got quieter... With my friends, I was still an extrovert.
You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.
You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term.

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