Josh Billings — American Comedian born on April 21, 1818, died on October 14, 1885

Josh Billings was the pen name of 19th-century American humorist Henry Wheeler Shaw. He was a famous humor writer and lecturer in the United States, perhaps second only to Mark Twain, during the latter half of the 19th century... (wikipedia)

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.