Josh Thomas — Australian Comedian born on May 26, 1987,

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I can touch my eyebrows with my nose. Look at that! That's not normal. I shouldn't be able to do that.
I usually live in my own ignorant, pop-culture bubble, so I don't really know what people are doing.
If you live with someone that is depressed, the truth of it - it's not that dramatic, it's just a bit, kind of, 'Here we go, this is what we're doing today. This is sad. But we're gonna get through it.'
My coming out was just so boring.
One of my biggest fears when I see really bad people on T.V. is that I don't know how they got there.