King of the Hill Quotes

A straight laced propane salesman in Arlen, Texas tries to deal with the wacky antics of his family and friends, while also to keep his son in line.

[repeated line]
Hank: I sell propane and propane accessories.

[repeated line]
Hank: Dang it, Bobby!

[repeated line, referring to Bobby]
Hank: That boy ain't right.

[repeated line]
Dale Gribble: Sh-sh-sh-sha.

[repeated line]
Buckley: Hey.

[repeated line]
Hank: I'm going to kick your ass!

[repeated line, mainly when starting a Boggle game but said at other times too]
Peggy Hill: Hoo Yeah!

[repeated line]
Monsignor Martinez: Vaya con dios.