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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

I personally go to the airport looking like a homeless person, because I think people will leave me alone. But I dress myself with my luggage - all my luggage matches.

I collect a lot of eco-friendly shopping bags that serve to separate my shoes other and other small stuff in my luggage.

Of course, we should all be aware of what we're packing in our carry-on luggage - anything that might be considered dangerous could be confiscated at a security checkpoint.

Some guys travel with expensive Louis Vuitton luggage but it gets all scratched up under the plane. I'd rather not spend too much money on something that's just going to get messed up.

I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.

People like to think of you as a certain person, or a certain type of person, and they do love to give you a label. We like luggage labels, and we like people labels.

Over the past 50 years we got versions of X-ray specs and space vacations, and even death rays. But the X-ray specs don't fit on your face - they're big things that screen your luggage for guns. Space vacations are real, but they cost $20 million. We have death rays, but you have to be a triple Ph.D. to play with them.

The Prime Minister has an absolute genius for putting flamboyant labels on empty luggage.

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