I always dreamt that I would marry in the Piazza Del Campo in Siena and go on my honeymoon down the Amazon, up the Nile, on a gallop through the pyramids, to Nepal and Kerala, on a safari and finally to Lake Titicaca in Peru.
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
The moment I was introduced to my wife, Emma, at a party I thought, here she is - and 20 minutes later I told her she ought to marry me. She thought I was as mad as a rat. She wouldn't even give me her telephone number - and she wrote in her diary: 'A funny little man asked me to marry him.'
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry.
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman.
I went through my whole life wanting to feel I belonged. I was very, very lonely, so I would marry people that I wasn't really in love with, and who weren't right for me, because I hoped they would be.
When I was a kid, my dream was to be a farmer and marry Charlie Brown. I wanted to rescue him and make him happy. Besides, he was always lusting after the little redhead girl.