Merrill Markoe Quotes

Merrill Markoe — Author

Merrill Markoe is an American author, television writer, and sometime standup comedian... (wikipedia)

Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for a skateboarding competition while you are dressed to go to a nice restaurant, this is not a good sign.

Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn't work. So we joke about it.

A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.

A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs and bars along the Sunset Strip.

Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.

Merrill Markoe Quotes

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