[Season 1 intro beginning] Rita Repulsa: Ahh! After 10,000 years, I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth! Zordon: Alpha, Rita's escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude.
[a boy is lost in the park] Alpha 5: Looks like trouble. Better contact the Rangers. Wait. I don't need the Rangers to save a little boy. I can do it by myself! Pasta la pizza, baby! Alpha Ranger to the rescue!
Jason: We're back, and we're ready to morph into action! Tommy: Six working together to fight evil! Zack: And stop Rita! Billy: And all her messy monsters! Trini: From destroying our planet Earth! Kimberly: And ruling the universe with evil! Jason: Look out Rita, we're not backing down! 'Cause we're the... All: Power Rangers!
Zordon: Teleport to us five overbearing and over-emotional humans. Alpha 5: No, not that! Not... teenagers!
Zordon: May the Power protect you.
Bulk: Look at that guy. 5' 11", heavy accent, gray hair. Anyone interesting fit that description? Skull: [imitating Bill Clinton] The President of the United States? Bulk: Besides him.
Jason: Back off, fang-face! Zack: The good guys are here! Billy: Get off our planet! Trini: 'Cause we're the Power Rangers! Kimberly: And we're not backing down!
Bulk: Watch where you're going! Who taught you how to drive? Skull: No one! How am I doing? Bulk: You drive like a maniac! Skull: Thank you.
Rita Repulsa: Zedd baby, you may be ugly, but you sure know how to show a ghoul a bad time!
Skull: Y'know Bulky, I've been thinkin'... Bulk: [gasps] Careful, you're not very good at it.
[Master Vile has permenantly defeated the Power Rangers] Lord Zedd: I can't believe the old coot did it! You know what this means, don't you? I'll never hear the end of it! He'll just go on, and on... Rita Repulsa: Don't fret, Zeddy! Why not think of this as a learning experience? Now, let's get into the act before we miss all the fun! Lord Zedd: Yes, I guess you're right, my dear. It IS time we had some fun, isn't it? Without those Power Rangers in our way, this world is ours for the taking!
[the Rangers have found Ninjor resting within a jar] Kimberly: That little twerp is the great Ninjor? Ninjor: What a rude little girl you are.
Master Vile: You always were an ungrateful, rotten, little brat! Rita Repulsa: You never understood me! Master Vile: Whatever.
[Fighting the Two-Headed Parrot] Kimberly: Polly wanna MegaZord?
Rito Revolto: Y'know, picking out a present for you has never been easy. Remember when Mom and Dad got you that little fire-breathing dragon, but you really wanted that cute little planet, so you used the dragon to burn the house down?
Kimberly: But Zordon, how? I mean, I thought Tommy's powers were gone for good. Alpha 5: Not Tommy's. The Green Ranger's powers were gone for good! Zordon: That is correct. However, Tommy has proven himself to be worthy and true. His courage, strength, and honor allowed us to choose him to be the new White Ranger. This time, his powers have been created by the light of goodness and can never be taken away by the forces of evil.
Tommy: If you're like me, you can't be evil. Tommy Clone: Let's face it - we all have our dark sides. Tommy: My dark side's faded with the Green Ranger's powers. Tommy Clone: I am the Green Ranger! Only I'm more powerful than you, White Ranger.
Lord Zedd: Ah, look, sheer terror and desperation. I love it. Ha ha, this is better than big-time space wrestling! A monster on Earth and not a Ranger in sight.
Katherine: We're not gonna let you do this! Rito Revolto: Oh! Big words for someone in pink tights!
Kimberly: I love fairy tales. I've always wanted to be a princess, and get rescued by a handsome prince on a white horse. Tommy: Well... how about a white tiger? Kimberly: That would work.
Alpha 5: Aye yi yi yi yi!
Jason: Hang in there, Tommy. You'll get your powers back to full strength. Kimberly: Yeah, you got your powers back before, you can do it again. Tommy: No, not this time. This time it's different. I'm at the end of the ropes, guys. Lord Zedd's had it in for me since the beginning... and he's closing in...
Rita Repulsa: Magic Wand, make my monster grow!
Goldar: Do you even recognize yourself, Tommy? The Green Ranger, always willing to sacrifice, always ready. You must have saved your friends a hundred times, fighting Rita's monsters, you and your DragonZord. Behold the warrior you once were, Tommy! Because it's all over now! Hahahaha! Before I finish you, I want the pleasure of hearing you say I am your superior! Well, Tommy? Tommy: Goldar... you are... Goldar: Yes? Tommy: ...out of your mind! [Flies up and kicks Goldar down] Tommy: Your little picture show reminded me of who I reallly am inside. Not as the Green Ranger, but as me... plain old Tommy.
Tommy: Has it ever occured to you that I might have other things on my mind? News flash, Kimberly: You are not the center of everyone's universe.
Lord Zedd: Z-E-D-D! My name is LORD ZEDD! Rito Revolto: Oh, it's "Zedd!" I got it, Ed.
Jason: It's Morphin' Time!
Rito Revolto: Rito Revolto - party king and dancin' fool! Let's mambo!
Alpha 5: Danger! Danger! It's the big one, I know it! We'll all be destroyed! Zordon: Calm down, Alpha. It's Rita, and she's attacking the planet.
Lord Zedd: [to Goldar] Your spineless, sniveling attitude leads me to believe you'd serve me well.
Master Vile: You married Lord Zedd? You couldn't marry someone who had a skull?
Bulk: The two things I hate most: Books and dweebs.
Tommy: I thought we turned you into squash, Pumpkin Rapper! Pumpkin Rapper: Maybe ya did / But it's time to get sad / 'Cause of Lord Zedd's power / We're back and we're bad
Skull: Hey Bulk, remember the first time we faced danger together? Bulk: Y'mean the time we tried to make ice cream and set your dad's mustache on fire? Skull: Oh yeah, almost forgot about that...
[a powerless Jason is trapped fighting Goldar] Goldar: Rita has given you to me as a reward for my faithful service to her, like tossing some meat to a hungry lion!
Lord Zedd: When is a Ranger not a Ranger? When his image is scattered to bits. And a Ranger is in danger when his memory is on the... on the... Squatt: ...On the fritz? Lord Zedd: I would've gotten it! Squatt: Yeah, in a couple of million years, maybe.
Goldar: May I suggest sending a group of putties to attack the rangers? They're weak and out in the open. Lord Zedd: [laughs] Your putties are as useless to me as you are!
Lord Zedd: I am Lord Zedd, Emperor of all I seek!
[Tommy is being overpowered by Goldar and Rito] Saba: White Ranger, I'm afraid I've failed you. I can see no way out of our present situation.
Tommy: Hey, I thought you knew what you were doing! Saba: I do. Tommy: Yeah? You sure could've fooled me.
Rita Repulsa: I will not fail again! Lord Zedd: QUIET! Those Power Rangers are nothing but mere infants! You were defeated by children! You dare call yourself an Empress of Evil? You have made me very angry! Your days of control are over, there will be no other chances. Rita Repulsa: Can't we talk? Lord Zedd: Silence! I have spoken.
Master Vile: The Power Rangers will become the Power-LESS Rangers, as they are once again reduced to children! They will be unable to defend themselves against our awesome forces! Lord Zedd: Heh, I hate to be the one to break the news to you, Dad, but we tried this once before, and it didn't work then, either! Goldar: Been there, done that. What are ya, new?
Bulk: All hail Lord Zedd. Skull: All hail Lord Fred.
Jason: If you were Bulk and Skull... where would you go? Kimberly: Ugh, don't even mention such a horror.
Young Skull: Hey, Bulky. Do you think the Alien Rangers could beat Darth Vader? Young Bulk: You dimwit! Darth Vader is just pretend. The Alien Rangers are real! Young Skull: Oh, right, I forgot. [pause] Young Skull: How 'bout a Klingon?
Jason: Zordon! We need Dinozord Power, NOW!
Lord Zedd: I am Lord Zedd, Identify yourself. Goldar: Excellency, surely you remember me? Goldar, your faithful servant. Lord Zedd: Ah yes, Goldar. The grovelling one.
Lord Zedd: I will throw the world's greatest Halloween bash. It will be magnificent! Baboo: Do we get to dress up? I've always wanted to be Little Bo Peep!
Kimberly: Tommy, I know. I know you're the Green Ranger. Tommy: Well then, Pink Ranger, you should also know that you, and the other Power Rangers, will soon be destroyed. Kimberly: Let us help you. We can break Rita's spell! Tommy: Rita is my empress, and she will soon rule the world. Kimberly: Tommy, please let us help you... Tommy: You have been warned.
Rita Repulsa: So, do you two think I should send the Green Ranger? Squatt: I think I don't know what I think, your Evilness! Scorpina: No! Send me, I wanna go! Squatt: Well, I could go with Baboo. Scorpina: Oh, shut up!
Lord Zedd: So, Rocky likes to have fun? I'll fix it so that's all he wants to have! Goldar: But why? Lord Zedd: Why? Fool! Because while that Pachinko-Playing Power Pest is having fun, the Rangers will be at less than full strength, allowing me to destroy them!
Rita Repulsa: ZEDD! Lord Zedd: Grah! Blasted woman... that voice of hers could peel paint!
Rita Repulsa: You got me Tenga Warriors? I could kiss you!... If you weren't so ugly.
Rita Repulsa: How long have we been married, anyway? Lord Zedd: My unhappiness is so complete, it feels like a mere matter of moments. Does it feel that way to you, my little sour apple? Rita Repulsa: Seems more like a century.
Lord Zedd: If this strange Earth custom called Halloween means monsters, then I should be hailed as the King of Halloween!
Jason: You wear a green Ranger costume, yet your loyalty is with Rita. Tommy: I am her Green Ranger, and she is my empress! Jason: She's evil! Tommy: Yeah, and so am I.
Rita Repulsa: She can't steal the Coin with those people around! Lord Zedd: We need that Coin to get into the Ninja Zord! Rito Revolto: Well, create a diversion! Lord Zedd: Brilliant! You've finally proven yourself to be more than just a bag of bones, Rito. Rito Revolto: Well y'know, I'm always tryin', Ed. Lord Zedd: It's "Zedd", you calcium-head!
Tommy: I can't believe it! Santa's house! Aisha: This is cool! Tommy: Cool? It's freezing!
Saba: It's high-time this game was over! Tommy: You're right. I think we should can this metal head. Pachinko Head: What, me captured by you? That won't do, for my fun is not yet done!
[Rito has destroyed the Thunder Zords] Rito Revolto: Hey, Rita! Whaddya think of your baby brother now?
Goldar: [on Earth] I am the greatest warrior of all time. Lord Zedd: [on the Moon] I can't believe that dimwit just said that.
Master Vile: You'll never defeat me, Rangers! I'll return when you least expect it! You haven't seen the last of Master Vile!
Santa Claus: I know who you are, and you've been a very naughty boy this year! Rito Revolto: Yeah, yeah, I'm heartbroken.
Rita Repulsa: Hey Finster, I made my own monster. And it's winning!
Aurico: Power of Water, Power of Light! Powers Unite!
Rita Repulsa: Finally! The Earth will be all mine! Lord Zedd: [angrilly] What did you say? Rita Repulsa: I mean, "All ours."
Lord Zedd: This is incredible! Of all the insufferable, wretched, dispicable, unbelievably STUPID maneuvers! You said you could do it. Rita said you could do it! Rito Revolto, weren't you going to put an end to the Power Rangers?
[Upon seeing the Rangers] Pirantishead: You six wouldn't even make a full meal!
[Squatt and Baboo are digging through some thick vines to get to a Zord] Baboo: Is this Hollywood, or just vines?
Dischordia: Well, when it comes to danger / Ya know I'm no stranger / And soon I'll sing the swan song / Of the Power Rangers
Master Vile: And now everyone, party like there's no tomorow... because there's not!
Goldar: Quiet, I'm thinking. Rito Revolto: You must find that painful.
Hatchasaurus: What a beautiful day for a walk through downtown Angel Grove.
Rito Revolto: Now the foot's on the other hand!... You know what I mean.
[about Master Vile] Lord Zedd: Where is the old coot? I haven't seen him for days! Rita Repulsa: That's because he's been busy. Goldar: Busy doing what? Lord Zedd: Yes, what? I didn't think anything could be important to him, except driving me out of my mind!
Delphine: A journey into your heritage will always bring a rich reward.
Goldar: You are only human, and no mere human is a match for Goldar!
Rito Revolto: Haha, I love this badguy stuff!
Fighting Flea: Will you fight or flea?
Lord Zedd: What is it this time, Finster - a monster that blows itself up?
Goldar: There are so many of us, and so few of them! Why can't we defeat them, why?
Master Vile: Who dares to ask a question of ME, Master Vile?
Ninjor: What do you want? Make it quick. You've got five seconds. Tommy: Our leader Zordon sent us on a quest for new powers and Zords. Lord Zedd destroyed our old ones. Ninjor: Time's up. What a lovely story. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Rocky: Wait, we're the Power Rangers! Ninjor: Which means... what? Adam: Will you just listen? The world's in incredible danger! Ninjor: [sing-song] Not my problem! Go away please. Aisha: Come on guys, it's obvious this guy doesn't have a clue about kindness or decency. Adam: I guess the legend of Ninjor really is a myth. Kimberly: I can't believe he's the one that created the Power Coins... what are we gonna do? The world's gonna be destroyed and we can't stop it because we don't have any powers. Tommy: But we do - the knowledge of what's right and true. Lord Zedd can never destroy that. Billy: You're right, Tommy. I guess we'll just have to do whatever we can. Ninjor: [groans] Ho, boy... wait a minute! Your hearts speak with truth. You have convinced me you do not seek this power out of greed. If the power of Ninjor lives within your souls, we've really got something here!
Lt. Stone: My years of police experience and keen instinct tell me darkness can only mean one thing. Skull: Uh... that Daylight Savings Time is over, Sir?
Goldar: Ya got rocks in your head? Rito Revolto: No, there's nothing in my head.
[about Master Vile] Lord Zedd: Bah. Another pretender to my throne. Rita Repulsa: Well, I'd watch him. Lord Zedd: I'll watch him... Rita Repulsa: You will? Lord Zedd: ...Watch him fail!
Ninjor: Oh yeah, we bad.
Lord Zedd: I don't like being outsmarted by insignificant humans... even if they DO have special powers!
[Red Ranger is knocked onto his back on the ground and he blocks King Sphinx's staff with his Power Sword] King Sphinx: You're nothing without your friends! Why don't you give up?
[from an outtake] Lord Zedd: Walk this way! Goldar: Okay, but I feel a little stupid!
Billy: [listening to a portable tape player] You were right, Kimberly! The performers assembled to create this harmonious tune transcend all predecessors to this genre of music! Kimberly: Translation, please? Trini: He likes the music.
Goldar: Why do you continue to fight, White Ranger? Be smart, join forces with us!
Santa's Elf: The Christmas Spirit isn't something you can taste, touch, or even play with. It's something you feel inside. And it's the best feeling there is. Rito Revolto: Sounds like the flu to me.
Jason: What? Putties can drive? [He is run over by a car driven by a Putty] Jason: Yeah, they can drive!
Katherine: Oh no, they're forcing Bulk and Skull to dance the conga!
Master Vile: So I failed once. Big deal. Rita and Zedd have tried to conquer the Earth over a hundred times, and they've never come close.
Ninjor: Turn around and fight like a... hey, what are you?
Rito Revolto: I got a life, and I'm lovin' it!
Bulk: Hey Skull, how long we been working? Skull: 'Bout ten minutes. Bulk: That's long enough. Time for a break.
Ninjor: You won't get away with this, Vile! Master Vile: Why does everyone keep saying that to me? I AM getting away with it.
Goldar: I intend to destroy the world!
Shellshock: I'm gonna show those Teenage Mutants what a full-grown turtle can do!
Ninjor: Someone forget to invite me? Forgiven!
Finster: Sometimes I really hate being a badguy.
[Rita is emerging from the Space Dumpster] Baboo: Here, your Evilness, let me help you. Walk with me, talk with me... Rita Repulsa: Ugh, you made me step in a puddle, you nitwit!
[the Rangers are ambushed] Goldar: What's that you usually yell about now? Something about "Morphin' Time," isn't it?
Jason: Give it up, bird-brain! [the Two-Headed Parrot cowers in fear] Jason: Then we have no choice! Lock on and fire!
Master Vile: The Orb of Doom, when placed properly on the Earth, will cause the planet to freeze on its axis. Lord Zedd: So the Earth stops spinning. Big deal.
[Katherine and Aisha are writing a song] Master Vile: Bravo, Rangers! You work on your harmony, and I'll work on creating disharmony. It's time for your sappy singing to end... forever!
Billy: Why am I hanging out with the intellectually challenged?
Terror Toad: Yum, yum! Power Rangers - delicious!
BeamCaster: I'm takin' over the airwaves, and your brainwaves!
Lord Zedd: I detect a sudden weakness in the Morphing Grid. Goldar: Our armies have been getting stronger, my Lord. I knew if we kept-... Lord Zedd: Silence, you fool! It is more than that! The Morphing Grid's balance is maintained by the constant struggle between Zordon and myself. Goldar: Maybe Zordon finally gave up.
[about the moon] Rito Revolto: Nothin' but cold, rocky crevasses without a drop of water inside. Oh, what a nice neighborhood. Couldn't be better!
Two-Headed Parrot: Devide and conquer, right? Red Ranger teaches about teamwork, and then breaks his own rules!
Katherine: Your true nature is evil, Tommy. Deep inside you know it. Tommy: No! I have the Power inside me, and so do you!
Alpha 5: Rita will rule the world! She'll enslave mankind! She'll destroy the Command Center again! She'll... Zack: Okay, okay, Alpha. We get your point.
[the bus Bulk and Skull are in is about to be demolished] Bulk: We're gonna be history! Skull: Y'mean like famous? Bulk: No, I mean like dust!
Jason: If I don't get the Candle, Tommy will lose his powers. Zack: If we don't get to him now, he could lose his life.
Lt. Stone: I can be your best friend, boys. Or I can be your worst nightmare. The decision's up to you. But in the meantime, I suggest that you MOVE IT! Move it, move it, move it, MOVE IT!
Adam: Who are you? Scorpina: I'm Scorpina, and I'm your worst nightmare!
Ninjor: "Older than time itself, Man has always known the calling. Light of the light, strength of the soul, ignite this eternal power inside of me. I am Ninja! I am pure of heart, body, mind, and spirit. Join with me now as I become one with the Power of Ninja!"
Skull: Bulk, I'm still not sure I wanna be a fireman. I think my calling is in politics. Bulk: You nitwit. Alright, I'm gonna explain this one last time. Where there's smoke, there's fire. Where there's fire, there's trouble. Where there's trouble, there's the Power Rangers! Y'get it? Skull: ...I'm sure I will someday.
Rocky: You're not going to get away with this! Rito Revolto: What is it with you hero types? Always the same line!
Tommy: I'm at the end, guys. Kimberly: Tommy, don't say that. Tommy: My powers are almost gone. It's what my dreams have been telling me. It's what I've been feeling inside. Jason: Man, you've been through it before. You came back strong. Tommy: Not this time. It's different. This time it's for good. Lord Zedd's had it in for me ever since the beginning. And he's closing in.
Lord Zedd: I take back what I said about your brother. He's not a fool, he's a brainless twit!
Alpha 5: Hey there home-boy, home-girl. What's happenin' in the hood?
Rocky: Whose side are you on, anyway? Adam: I'm on the side of true love. Rocky: Oh please, you're gonna make me lose my lunch.
Rito Revolto: Everyone, spread out and hide! Hey, you guys are taking all the good spots! No fair! Me first, me first! Fighting Flea: You're the decoy, remember? We're the only ones that are supposed to hide! Rito Revolto: Oh, yeah. What was I thinking? I'm the decoy, I'm the decoy... Fighting Flea: What a doofus.
Tommy: I'm all right, you guys. I can go on. Billy: No, Tommy. Go back to base. You're no good to us.
Lord Zedd: Victory is fun!
Lord Zedd: May rivers run red, the sun die to embers. A spell I shall cast, if my lines I remember!
Alpha 5: Don't worry, there'll always be an Alpha 6 if something should happen to me.
Squatt: I found one of the Formant Dords! I mean, the Dormant Zords!
Lord Zedd: Ahh, teenage love is in the air. How sickening.
Skull: So Bulk... where are we going, anyway? Bulk: As far away as possible! That monster's right on our tail! Skull: Oh! Right.