Mike Harding — British Musician born on October 23, 1944,

Mike Harding is an English singer, songwriter, comedian, author, poet, broadcaster and multi-instrumentalist. He is known as 'The Rochdale Cowboy' after one of his hit records. In addition, at various times of his life, Harding has been a stand-up comic, photographer, traveller, filmmaker, playwright and musician... (wikipedia)

He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar.
If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.