Milton Berle — American Comedian born on July 12, 1908, died on March 27, 2002

Milton Berle was an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age... (wikipedia)

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.