Moe Howard — American Actor born on June 19, 1897, died on May 04, 1975

Moses Harry Horwitz, known professionally as Moe Howard, was an American actor and comedian best known as the de facto leader of the Three Stooges, the farce comedy team who starred in motion pictures and television for four decades. That group originally started out as Ted Healy and His Stooges, an act that toured the vaudeville circuit. Moe's distinctive hairstyle came about when he was a boy and cut off his curls with a pair of scissors, producing a ragged shape approximating a bowl cut... (wikipedia)

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.
Only fools are positive.
I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.
We're not nearly as violent as the westerns.