Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped.
They have the big ferris wheel and we've been out of town for two months, so he just was like, 'Mommy I want to go to Toys R Us and I don't care if you have a movie coming out and all that.' He was just being a kid. But I had to allow him to have that moment.
I'm a Mommy's Girl - the strongest influence in my young life was my mom.
There are all of these people that say, my mommy doesn't love me enough, my daddy doesn't hug me enough. There are some people that would want to coddle them somewhere. I want them to shut up and stop whining.
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.