Paul Lynde — American Comedian born on June 13, 1926, died on January 10, 1982

Paul Edward Lynde was an American comedian, actor and TV personality... (wikipedia)

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.
My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.